I always thought about crime when I
was little in the aspect of you see a million cop cars riding around
“poor/urban/inner city” neighborhoods, but crime was always high. Why is that?
The almighty dollar, bruh. And that almighty dollar is the root cause of “the
self-cleaning oven” theory. Think about an oven that cleans itself, it cooks
your food and cleans itself. The only thing you have to do is prepare the food
and clean the outside and around the burners. So keep that in mind while you
read this blog.
Food
Prep: Money makes the world go round, being a part of law enforcement is a
job FIRST. You get paid from a job, plain and simple. No jobs equal higher
crime rates. Niggas (all people I call nigga) ain’t got a job they’re gonna go
out and get that money by any means. Or niggas just gonna be niggas and do
triflin’ shit. Take away opportunities and jobs in a community and plant a
police station in the middle of “crime central”. Voila food prep.
Cooking/Eating: So now you got all these cops out on the
streets in the hood, patrolling. This is what I like to call cooking/eating.
The oven aka the hood is doing what it does best cooking. So now with the food
prep aka no jobs/opportunities done its time to cook/eat. Sharks in the
water(squad cars). Petty arrests, even more petty tickets being handed out at
the first of the month…wake up wake up. Why the first of the month? Most folks
in the hood are on a fixed income and handle business soon as that EBT card is
loaded up. They’re like a school of fish to the great whites. Whooop Whooop,
license and registration please…oh you have a warrant for blah blah blah. Same
for the petty drug dealers, they’re products of needing money quickly and
bullshit jobs or no jobs. So they’re out tough on the first week of the month
serving and tryna make it out. Undercovers out working over time(more $$$) to
eat off the hand to hand entrepreneurs. More arrests equal more $$$ for the
county and that trickles down when it's time for that annual review and raise.
Cleaning
the surface: So now on the outside
looking in you’re thinking that the cops are so overwhelmed that they can’t
arrest everyone…bullshit. Or thinking
the cops are doing a great job when you see a “big bust” on tv…more bullshit.
If shit really worked in law enforcement you would cut off the head and the
body would fall, but nah they gotta keep eating. No crime no $$$. Simple and
plain. Don’t go after the supplier bringing it in or the middle man connecting
the supplier and dealer. Just arrest the petty dealers because they keep
repopulating. Circle of crime.
Self-Cleaning: Murder in the hood is the equivalent of
the self-cleaning function on the oven. Detectives work “over time” to solve
these unsolved murders. Black on black, brown on brown, and poor on poor
murders are considered self-cleaning. No one is gonna jump through hoops to
solve those murders but they sure will milk that clock to act like they’re
working a hot lead that’ll lead to an arrest.
Don’t arrest the connects or suppliers the streets need to be the
walking dead. The more of a daze the streets are in, the easier it is to
manipulate em and eat off of them…
Food for thought, you do the dishes: To keep these pigs from eating off of concrete, the hood needs to get their
affairs in order. Don't give em a reason to lock you up. There is no better
feeling than being pulled over by the five-0 and having all of your shit
together. "They won't catch me slipping" is my motto. And it should
be the hoods motto also. You can fight bullshit tickets &
charges...keyword: FIGHT! Folks give up too damn easily when fighting against an
establishment. That hand to hand money is great until them alphabet boys come
kicking in your door. And these senseless murders is just what the
establishment wants...But hey I know, "I gotta rep this hood til the death
of me, even though I don't own any of this land and this man's face looks just
like my face, but he's from a different part of the city reppin a different
hood, so I must take this muthafucka out." <-- shit sounds stupid don't
it. That's that crab in a barrel syndrome that the establishment banks on…self-cleaning
oven, but y’all don’t hear me though. The sink is full and there are no clean
plates.
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